Archives for November 2005

An Arrangement of Balloons

As the ‘long list’ for this year’s Bad Sex Award (announced on Friday) strongly suggests (if not proves), convincing literary representations of sexual intercourse, coitus, copulation, humping, screwing (or whatever one wants to call ‘it’) are rather thin on the… continue reading »

Step Right Up

It was no less (or greater) a figure then Bill Cosby who once suggested that: “The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”1 Mark Twain would, I’m sure, have agreed…and probably… continue reading »

Saturday of the Dead

Ah, zombies….you’ve gotta love ‘em. Not only have they been the decayed backbone of several classic genre flicks (with Romero’s Dawn of the Dead standing proudly at the top of the rotting pile), but they’ve also chewed braaaaaiiinnnnss in one… continue reading »

NaNoWriMo

(with apologies to Flann O’Brien) Myself: Given the relative infrequency of my posts on this oft’ neglected blog, submitting myself to an experiment requiring me to complete a 50,000 word novel by the end of November, may seem the act… continue reading »

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