Maybe Floss is cleverly riffing to your “stay out of trouble you crazy kids” line. On that note; during your neglectful absence abyonder on “the mainland” I had an accident, irreparably soiling my favourite slacks.
I shall require compensation.
Your slacks-soiling is hardly an unusual event, and one that happens every 2nd weekend, regardless of whether I’m present on the home front or not.
If you do decide to take legal action (to squeeze the dry-cleaning bill out of yours truly) perhaps you could employ copernicus to argue your case. He has a few months of legal training behing him and is always interested in matters scatological.
fústar,
i appreciate that the soiling incident is hardly out of the ordinary. The trauma (and the reason I am considering taking legal action) is NOT as a result of the dry-cleaning bill (a pittance frankly) but instead has to do with me having to change my own drawers.
As for hiring copernicus (Ireland’s answer to Johnny Cochran) to be my legal representative – he’s already on the case like a rat on a turnip. Moreover, as he’s always been a big fan of U2, I’ve managed to convince him to work pro bono.
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My hair is on fire.
Em…
This Floss thing is a mystery. It doesn’t look like errant spam, but then again I’m no Mark Dery.
I’m fairly sure it’s not spam…but it’s still intriguingly spam-like. Perhaps Floss can clear things up if we ever see him/her again.
Maybe Floss is cleverly riffing to your “stay out of trouble you crazy kids” line. On that note; during your neglectful absence abyonder on “the mainland” I had an accident, irreparably soiling my favourite slacks.
I shall require compensation.
foolhardy,
Your slacks-soiling is hardly an unusual event, and one that happens every 2nd weekend, regardless of whether I’m present on the home front or not.
If you do decide to take legal action (to squeeze the dry-cleaning bill out of yours truly) perhaps you could employ copernicus to argue your case. He has a few months of legal training behing him and is always interested in matters scatological.
fústar,
i appreciate that the soiling incident is hardly out of the ordinary. The trauma (and the reason I am considering taking legal action) is NOT as a result of the dry-cleaning bill (a pittance frankly) but instead has to do with me having to change my own drawers.
As for hiring copernicus (Ireland’s answer to Johnny Cochran) to be my legal representative – he’s already on the case like a rat on a turnip. Moreover, as he’s always been a big fan of U2, I’ve managed to convince him to work pro bono.
Boom fucking boom.
oh, he didn’t do it by the way. That’ll be 50 grand.