Wind Whistling Through Empty Halls…
Apologies for the absence of posts this week…but I've actually been busy (a rare state of affairs for me).
The fits and starts arrival of summer is proving distracting as well, with this evening seeing me haul the old bones out for a bit of Astroturf footy action. I'll probably be unable to move for the next few days so expect long, painful posts about my various agonies.
Until then.
May 11, 2006
14 responses to Wind Whistling Through Empty Halls…
A friend of mine recently got a nasty case of ‘Gout’ after a session of astroturf footy. Sureley this isn’t normal. Perhaps there was some inbreeding at half time.
‘Gout’ is a brand of Californian wine they sell in Aldi.
The worst thing you can suffer on Astroturf is severe carpet burn (which can be nasty).
A few glasses of Aldi ‘Gout’ soon numbs the pain though.
Gout? I gotta get me somma this! If only for its likeness to the word ‘goat’.
You can also buy a goat in Aldi. They’re usually on the second aisle of the livestock section.
not wanting to come across as a prick or anything but I’m off to the beach.
And I’ve just return from a beach, my beach. That I don’t own, of course.
Ah god bless Aldi and their discount food and drink products from deepest darkest Bavaria. The lumbago lager (4%)is strongly recommended.
We’re getting to the stage where Twenty Major will be the only Irish blogger left standing. That ‘Blog Awards’ thing was the kiss of death, I tell ya. I hope Mulley’s satisfied.
Yes I know EWI…it seems to have cut blog post production in half…
Must try harder…
Ah now, within a matter of days, we’ll be back on track. Perhaps.
Perhaps you could organise a bad blog awards, akin to the “Razzles”.
Although, that may well drive you all to pack it in completely.
youtube.comI presume some of you are aware of the recent Apple vs Apple court case and it’s verdict in favour of, well, Apple.
The BBC decided to conduct an interview with a “legal expert” to get his opinion. Due to an uncanny name mixup they ended up bringing in the wrong guy from the lobby for the interview. Priceless.
you can watch the interview here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj65znF5gNI&search=news%2024
more info:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774429.stm
I’m off for a bit of astroturf footy action now myself.
My Mammy recently sent me a parcel from home consisting of a card of chocolate (dairy milk), a tin of mineral (club shandy), a package of Tayto (cheese and onion), a box of Barry’s (gold blend) and a case of Gout. Happy days.