Posted by fústar in 
Though I can hardly believe such a thing has (finally) come to pass, I am once again in the land of the broad-band.
Woo, and indeed, hoo.
Fustar.org is about to have the moss brushed away, the weeds dug up, a few new coats of paint applied etc.
Now if I can only think of something to write…
Huzzah!
That’s very very good.
Would you like a tasteless joke to ease you into the work?
Ah sure why not? Fire away Bock.
Sorry now about this, ok?
The England rugby team are replacing the red rose insignia on their shirts with a tampon.
That’s because this is the worst period they’ve ever had.
Hullo,
welcome back.
I was running out of things to help me avoid work.
Thanks Bock…
My father-in-law (a staunch supporter of the English team) would no doubt appreciate that gag.
Or maybe not…
Now to work.
Marvellous news indeed. How did you get around that large, protected, tree in the garden?
We ended up abandoning the idea of a receiver on the roof and went back to the old phoneline basics. Still had to wait an age to get the bloody thing set up.
Anyway, the tree yields apples so it is not entirely malevolent.
Apples eh? Watch out for serpents.