Comments on: Manky Toy Monday: 5 Schnurrbarte

By: devo

devo — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:37:59 +0000

Tom Selleck doesn’t look right WITHOUT a moustache.

By: fústar

fústar — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:08:32 +0000

Conortje, No sideburns as far as I know. The market obviously demands ‘taches and nothing but.

Rocket, I recall the episode in question and a good wan it was. “The Hollywood” does indeed look as phoney as Guy Incognito’s facial adornment. Perhaps further releases will feature a “Fake Moustache” style of…er…fake moustache.

Maz, Loaned? Would you not have simply given it to me? The fact that you’d want it returned suggests you have a need for such a thing. Do you play the villain in the local panto or something?

derfen, Magnum, I mean Tom Selleck, is the only person in the last 60 years or so to really carry off a moustache convincingly. So even though the “looking good with a ‘tache” failure rate is astronomical, Mr. Selleck’s grooviness continues to inspire hopeless and hapless copycats.

By: Green Ink

Green Ink — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:05:23 +0000

Careful now.

By: derfen

derfen — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:58:47 +0000

I’ve never understood what kind of thought process leads to growing a ‘tacher. “I’m gonna be cool like Magnum PI, Freddie Mercury and Cab drivers.”
I mean, i’ve let my facial hair get out of hand from time to time but never thought a big clump on it’s own, slap bang in the middle of my mush would be a good idea.

Ladies, do any of ye like a good thatched upper lip or wha ?

By: Maz

Maz — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:27:54 +0000

This may surprise you, but I have one of those moustaches, seriously, the Bocks at the Blog awards, thought that I’d be able to remove the paper from the back to reveal the sticky part (because I had nails). I failed in my task and forgot to return said moustache, if I had known you needed it, I could loaned it to you and saved you the 40c.

By: Red Rocket

Red Rocket — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:50:39 +0000

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer’s exact double “Guy Incognito” arrived in to Moe’s Tavern sporting “The Hollywood”.

By: Conortje

Conortje — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:32:53 +0000

I wonder do they make sideburns to go along with them - in for a penny and all that.

By: fústar

fústar — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:29:55 +0000

devo, email me your address and they shall be yours.

Bock, I don’t do bulk orders. Off with you down to William St to buy them yourself. Mention my name for a 10% discount (or, perhaps, a punch in the face).

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:58:02 +0000

I’ll have three gross of them, please.

By: devo

devo — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:29:24 +0000

That’s a deal!

By: fústar

fústar — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:06:50 +0000

devo, No beards alas, but I’ll send a set of moustaches to you as soon as I get a chance.

Perhaps you could then send us snaps of your good self wearing them in various locations/situations? I’d be particularly keen to see if “The Hollywood” gets you into exclusive celeb hang outs in Cardiff (assuming there are any).

By: devo

devo — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:50:17 +0000

“It’s the perfect gift for a child”. My arse, PLEASE send me a set of 5 moustaches. They are, quite frankly, the best things i have ever seen! I too am not (brian) blessed in the beard growing dept. However, i am at the moment atempting to cultivate one for the good of scientific research, safe in the knowledge that just before i shave it off i will leave one huge ’sheriff’ moustache. Still, 5 removable one would be far more practical. Do they do beards aswell?