Comments on: Science, Nessie and the Reptilian Humanoid Hypothesis

By: foolhardy

foolhardy — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:12:22 +0000

fústar,
Is that like one of them yokes from Ghostbusters?

it’s very similar although with the inevitablility of miniaturisation they now come in a handy pocket/pillow size (and a variety of colours). For ghosts and the like they can indeed be used for the purposes of capture although against more organic foe, well, it’s not called a death ray for nothing (it is for this reason that I removed the mirrors from above my bed).

In addition to being very tasty, Ectoplasm sangidges are a healthy way to start the day containing, as they do, twice the RDA of vitamin G.

By: fústar

fústar — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:23:00 +0000

I console myself with a fully charged plasma emitting death ray.

Is that like one of them yokes from Ghostbusters? Have you worked out how to trap spectres/apparitions yet or is the ray simply a painful deterrent?

Incidentally, residual ectoplasm makes a delicious snack when smeared on some toast. Better than Marmite any day.

By: foolhardy

foolhardy — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:05:40 +0000

Fústar:
“What consolation does your “science” offer you when (in the dead of the night) you lie like a scared, sweating child trying to work out what that dim shuffling, snuffling shape is in the corner of the room? ”

I console myself with a fully charged plasma emitting death ray.