There are so many freaky elements. The bleak cavernous space of the gym. The demented frolicking around. The delighted gasps and chuckles of the observers.

That video is most disturbing irrespective of the hi-jinks and goings-on at fustar.info.

The price is right- the cost of one admission is your mind.

Having read this post this video is most disturbing. I’ll never be able to look at a My Little Pony in the eyes again.

Jesus…

There are so many freaky elements. The bleak cavernous space of the gym. The demented frolicking around. The delighted gasps and chuckles of the observers.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Sex with a long-haired, sax-playin’ ex-priest is surely about as seedy and durty as a sex act can get!

copernicus, RE: the badge - pin it to your member. The pain will keep you honest - like that albino fella in The Da Vinci Code. Plus, it’d be funny.

Just watched Magnum PI intro on YouTube - it’s awesome!

One of the comments says “Some day I hope Tom Selleck will be honest about his homosexuality”.

Higgy baby, get ‘em off!

(the Pininfarina styled 308, my God, she is beautiful! - you could tell the Strokes had good breeding from the word go with the Hard to Explain video)

Cool!

Lickety Split….definately a good gay porn star name!

As for the Preteen thing, and safe men, I think it was just that they were nice, then the hormones kicked in and nice just didn’t cut the mustard, it was guys with long hair who played the sax, but couldn’t even be bothered to notice I existed, or the ex priest guy…..I know, shoot me now!

There are so many people I want to thank…

That pal from school who lent me my first “skin mag”, the ould fella who flashed his cock at me in church etc, etc…

I scored 8 out of 12, but I was basically guessing.

Possibly the most disgustingly dirty name in cartoon/toy animal history.

The images conjured are pretty nasty.

He would have been a good IJ, but I’m happy with HF, I have to admit.

A similar story to Pierce Brosnan and his Remington Stelle commitments getting in the way of Bond.

all the men I seemed to fixate on as a preteen turned out to be gay.

Me too! Perhaps it was a subconscious attraction to the ’safe’ option a la Lisa Simpson’s teen magazines.

My favourite My Little Pony was called Lickety Split, a perfect name for a career in pony porn. My childhood memories have been irreversibly tainted.

Though it now seems almost sacrilegious to suggest it (akin, perhaps, to advocating Ronald Regan for the role of Rick in Casablanca - even though that rumour is all bollocks) I’ve always thought that Mr. Selleck would have made a terrific Indiana Jones.

He was, as you may know, the first choice and was actually cast until Magnum commitments forced him to pass. While Harrison Ford is, of course, wonderful - in that bumbling, getting the shit smacked out of him kind of way, Selleck had a winning “old school’, self-deprecating charm that would have suited the role very well indeed.

Plus, y’know, great moustache (and “whiskery lips”).

Still, I guess Three Men and a Baby (or Little Lady) was adequate compensation for missing out on Indy…