This blog's recent forays into (among other things) the colourful worlds of horror and bestial fan fiction seem to be bearing stranger fruit than I had anticipated.
Where previously I had been busily moderating and deleting (tedious) spam comments that appealed to my perceived need for credit cards and Viagra, the latest batch seem to focus on my (perceived again) weakness for the literary and the hard-core pornographic.
Consider the following for example (received on Tuesday morn):
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The "horror" and "strong thrill of grief" were (as a quick search confirms) emotions felt by Ms. Jane Eyre (in Charlotte Brontë's novel of the same name). The "necessity to…find free lesbian movies", however, does not appear to have been mentioned. I suppose it could be implicit…
In Chapter 17 of JE Adele Varens (the child that Jane becomes governess to at Thornfield Manor) is allowed to "sit up much later than usual" (on the night of a party) as she could not "possibly go to sleep while the doors kept opening and shutting below, and people bustling about".
A slightly different slant on this later than usual up-sitting is offered by the following recent slice of spam:
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We've all (I'm sure) been in just this situation. It's the night before a big exam (or job interview) and the furious sound of "mature lesbians dildoing in the office" destroys any chance of a peaceful night's sleep.
Also, living above (or beside) such a debauched office would clearly sink (instead of raise) you in the "scale of social kuyftjupzqk". It's easy to say "Just ignore social kuyftjupzqk!" (and all its pieties and hypocrisies) but the reality is that we're all insecure slaves to it.
- He/She who "sends directions for all the best kuyftjupzqk" is surely a self-help guru of some potency. [back]
Bastard. Spilled my coffee again.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:06 am“The bastard caused me to spill my coffee, all over kissing lesbian schoolgirls, the resulting social kuyftjupzqk was quite distressing.”
April 25th, 2008 at 10:44 amhuge laughs. huge!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:37 pmThanks, Jo.
“Her laughs were huge. Huge! But not as huge as the secret video of first time lesbian kuyftjupzqk”
P.S: My “Filthy Badge” arrived in the post today. I’m wearing it with pride and feeling a sublime dirtiness flow through me,
April 26th, 2008 at 12:32 am