Just another game on the green baize for you LLL.

Well I do get a bit over-passionate at times, I must admit. The thrill of a four hour frame where I’ve ground my opponent into a fine powder is one that is hard to top.

…spitting, kicking, bad blood – the ultimate grudge match!

Just another game on the green baize for you LLL.

Pathetic. Here we go again: the most boring team in Europe will probably win it.

I can’t see that happening because there aren’t any really boring teams left, are there? I guess you could (traditionally) make a case for Italy but they really haven’t been boring up to now. Erratic – yes, Boring – no.

What the hell happened to Holland?

They showed an admirable absence of cynicism! Plus, given the way they destroyed Italy before I don’t think they’ll be unduly concerned about facing them again in the semis (if they both go through).

This has been a brilliant tournament so far in terms of attacking football but, when the dust clears, you could still end up being left with a Germany v Italy final. They’re both absolute masters at progressing through the knock-out stages. While that mightn’t be the best final in terms of thrills and spills, it wouldn’t be “boring”. It’d be an intriguing fight to the death between two terrific grinders.

Germany v Holland is what I’d like to see – spitting, kicking, bad blood – the ultimate grudge match!

What the hell happened to Holland? They could have disposed of France and Italy if they’d used all their bench. As we Irish remember, they’re no strangers to a gentleman’s agreement.

Y’know?

Spanish bones ground to make tasty Italian bread.

If Spain get through this formidable test then I’ll finally start to believe they might have what it takes to go all the way.