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A companion piece to my Werther's reimagining.
This is why ad agencies should be paying me the big massive bucks. But they're afraid. Too afraid…
The damn spineless & hidebound fools!
No more gif(t)s for you tomorrow. You've had enough.
Every Day is a Gif(t): Mr. Kipling’s Orgy of Cake
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More. Are there more?
Mind you this one has EVERYTHING.
There are a few more…but I’ll resist flogging a crudely-animated horse.
I actually ground to a halt after being asked (by my old pal Dave) to create a very, very amateur video for the Brad Pitt Light Orchestra’s last single “Soon”.
Don’t know what he was thinking asking…and don’t know what I was thinking accepting. It soon became apparent that 3 1/2 minutes of animation on a Nintendo DSi was a task for someone with infinite levels of patience…and without a baby daughter.
So it got shelved (after I got 30 seconds in & realised the scale of the task).
Incidentally, I am aware that I do refer to vomit and Godzilla an awful lot…
I’m confused as to whether Mr Kipling cakes will encourage more Sex, Vomiting, Rage & Godzilla like strength, or wards them all off.
Either way, I will be buying vast amounts of cherry bakewells first thing in the morning.
You filthy bitch…
I’m not sure about your viability as an advertising ‘creative’ Mr. Fustar, however, having viewed your most recent effort, I reckon you should be made Director of Montage at the Parallax Corporation.
Now, where did I leave that telescopic sight?
Ohhh… Mini Battenburgs… exceedingly good rage…