Archives for April 2010
8-Bit Agonies: Death Wish 3
Gangs. Horrible, nasty gangs. They won’t be happy till they’ve raped and burned and killed us all (while covering our nicer buildings in graffiti). They are evil (just for the sake of it). They are also (as 70s cinema has… continue reading »
8-Bit Agonies: World Games
Oh, Track & Field (a.k.a Hyper Olympic), how I loved thee (and love thee still). Devourer of 20ps. Shatterer of fingers and thumbs. Constant companion during long, lonesome, rainy summers in 1980s Kerry. Pity all home versions of thee were… continue reading »
Sticky Panini Loveliness (a.k.a. No, I Won’t!)
Get up off your knees (maggots). Begging will achieve little. I’ve made my decision. It’s final. Stop crying…please. Please stop. You’re embarrassing yourselves. People are looking… I will not be blogging this summer’s World Cup. 2006 wore me out (and… continue reading »
Glamorous Teacher
Back when I was a seething pubescent pool of bubbling ‘n’ boiling hormones, I frequently (and guiltily) dragged (female) teachers into the sordid dream-scapes of my burgeoning masturbatory fantasies. This was not a comment on the attractiveness, or otherwise, of… continue reading »
