Archives for May 2010

The 9th Circle Film Club: The Cartier Affair (1984)

Zealous and pedantic fans of Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff will have to forgive me. Their 1984 made-for-tv, wannabe-screwball crapfest The Cartier Affair (in which they come together like a kitsch immovable object meeting a camp unstoppable force) caused me… continue reading »

The 9th Circle Film Club: CyberTracker (1994)

So listen, you wretched bunch of phoneys, I know you pretend to like prestige transcendo-flicks like The Hours, or triumph-of-the-yadda-cocksplat rubbish like A Beautiful Mind – but I also know what you’d rather be doing. Sprawled out on the couch… continue reading »