Category archives: Blogging
I Won Me a Dollar/Send Me Your Mank
Filth pays. It previously secured me a glorious, limited edition badge, and now it has actually won me cash money (courtesy of filth-encourager, Jane Ruffino). In related news, my 1,400 page magnum-humpus, The Insatiable Necrophilic Blood Lusts of Saint Teresa… continue reading »
Slashing for Cash: This notion of barter is not that daring a thesis…
In response to Jane Ruffino’s challenge1 to respond (via Slash Fiction) to Eileen Battersby’s response to Stephen Fry’s response to something someone once said…or did…or something, I present this. It won me a dollar. “Rose Petals and Horse Dumps” Part… continue reading »
You’d Never Know they were Anatomically Correct…
For those of you who weren’t present in Exchange Dublin last Thursday night to hear it (i.e. all of you) here’s the piece of sit-down comedy reading I performed (as part of Gareth Stack’s Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus). ————————————————————————————————————————————– The fragmented… continue reading »
Night of the Non-Living Un-Dead Blog Awards
Blogging is, as we all know, dead. Deeeaaaddddddd! Face-down dead in a pool of digital sick. Chunks of spewed code coating the virtual bathroom floor. A trail of “1s” and “0s” dribbling out its nose. Yuck. Shocked & surprised? I… continue reading »
The Clanging Gongs of Doom 2009 (An Evolving Post)
Virtual awards time! The inaugural Clanging Gongs of Doom show starts here and starts now. Or, actually, in a little while. Have to go change a nappy. Back in a bit. Ok. Nuclear bum waste disposed of. And I didn’t… continue reading »
‘Tis the Season to be Manky
Christmas is coming! It cannot be stopped! It will kill us all! Aaaaaarrrgggh!!! It’s been one of those years. Economy? Dead. Hope? Dead. Michael Jackson? Dead. Karl Malden? Dead. Patrick Swayze? Dead. Konstantin Feoktistov; Danny La Rue; Jeremy Clarkson? Dead,… continue reading »
I Love Coffee, and I Now Have the T-Shirt to Prove it
Back in 1983, while in Mrs. Clifford’s third class, I won a copy of The Citadel of Chaos for drawing a picture of an elephant. Then, for a long time, nothing much happened. Until, that is, 2008 when I was… continue reading »
A Lovely Lick of Paint for Spring
The last time Jess (my in-house designer, baby co-producer, loving wife etc) gave this here blog a makeover was way back in January of 2007. What does that tell you about Jess? That she’s very, very lazy. Yes. Very lazy… continue reading »
