Category archives: Comics
Follow the White Rabbit (A World Cup Special)
Several years back, during yet another of the many football tournaments in which England have bowed out like whimpering dogs covered in mange and puke, the residents of Albert Square sat down to watch an England match on the big-screen… continue reading »
Glamorous Teacher
Back when I was a seething pubescent pool of bubbling ‘n’ boiling hormones, I frequently (and guiltily) dragged (female) teachers into the sordid dream-scapes of my burgeoning masturbatory fantasies. This was not a comment on the attractiveness, or otherwise, of… continue reading »
Manky Toy Monday: Footsie for Boys & Girls
932 days ago – back when Manky Toy Monday first announced itself to an awed & agog interweb – the world was a radically different place. People had jobs. People had gold-plated houses. People didn’t have swine flu. 932 days… continue reading »
God is nothing but a big stupid over-sensitive man with a beard that lives on a cloud
Of all the many wild ‘n’ wacky notions entertained and promoted by orgainsed religions, few can be as amusingly bonkos as the idea that (human) earthly adherents of a deity have a responsibility to protect their God from “offensive” criticism,… continue reading »
Pissing on Bishops: 21st Century Obscenity & the State of the Nation
Obscenity. Profanity. Transgression. All these lovely things have been much on my mind of late. Not entirely sure why. It may have something to do with a new blogging project that has “cunts” (phnarr) in the title. It may, instead,… continue reading »
Things I Saved From a Skip: 2 – Debbie For Girls 1981
Ever since the humourless, ancient overlords of patriarchy (Boo!) first set traditional gender roles in stone, there have been heroic subversives (Hooray!) who’ve dared to defy such crippling restrictions. One such radical was, of course, Derek’s sister Suzi, of “Don’t… continue reading »
Things I Saved From a Skip: 1 – Jinty Annual 1981
Given the (rather amusing) collapse of the global financial system, 2009 should prove a big year for rummaging through skips. While I endorse the activity, I don’t welcome the competition. Uncontested skip-rummaging has been good to me. Today’s post concerns… continue reading »




