Category archives: gif(t)s
Every Day is a Gif(t): Mr. Kipling’s Orgy of Cake
A companion piece to my Werther’s reimagining. This is why ad agencies should be paying me the big massive bucks. But they’re afraid. Too afraid… The damn spineless & hidebound fools! No more gif(t)s for you tomorrow. You’ve had enough.
Every Day is a Gif(t): Thomas Magnum Sleepy Time
Final gif(t) tomorrow.
Every Day is a Gif(t): Creamy Werther’s Goodness in a Universe that Doesn’t Care
The universe may be little more than a chaotic and unfeeling soup of neutrinos, quarks, gluons and dark matter that’s barely (if at all) aware of our fleeting existences, but (even in this flux & emptiness & horror) there are… continue reading »
Every Day is a Gif(t): Shitty Cloud Munch
Clouds – though occasionally cute, fluffy and given to floating on high o’er vales and hills – are, generally, a bit of a nuisance. They enshroud the earth in suffocating blankets of grey. They empty their contents onto miserable wage-slaves… continue reading »
Every Day is a Gif(t): Tumbley Hole Man
Formative experience recollection time. It’s a summer evening in, oh, 1979 (or thenabouts), and I’m standing – gob-smacked and wonder-filled – in the lobby of the (no-longer-existent) prom-side cinema in Lahinch, Co. Clare. I’ve just seen Disney’s Snow White &… continue reading »
