Category archives: ImageCry
Images that Make Me Want to Cry: 5 – Ravish’d Brides of Unquietness
In the cavernous and deserted commercial spaces of ruined Ireland spirits linger. Grimacing spirits doom’d for an uncertain term to haunt the streets – dragging bags stuffed with ostentation & aspiration around like clanking chains. Exposed to the elements. Fading… continue reading »
Images that Make Me Want to Cry: 4 – These are my Bitches
Men. They’re gas! Charming rogues one and all. They love WKD ads and Gladiator. Beer and war. Top Gear and Nuts (and hot lesbian twins). They’re cheeky! They’re chappy! They’re cunts! They don’t try to hide or disguise this cuntitude… continue reading »
Images that Make Me Want to Cry: 3 – Great Coffee, Great Friends
Look, we all hate ourselves. You. Me. The postman. The elderly woman you sat beside on the bus this morning. We all sob ourselves to fitful sleep (wallowing in our pits of self-loathing). And no wonder. Life is brutish, short… continue reading »
Images that Make Me Want to Cry: 2 – The Confused Clipart Stickman
A curious feature of ubiquitous images is this – as soon as you notice the ubiquity, concrete examples become hard to find. One minute they’re everywhere. And then, the minute after you mention their everywhere-ness to someone, they’re nowhere. Vanishing… continue reading »
Images that Make Me Want to Cry: 1 – The Corporate Handshake
Once, in a former life, I taught “Business English”. Really. I taught students proper forms of address. I taught them formalised small talk. I taught them how to compose a professional looking fax. I taught them all this hideous shit… continue reading »
