Category archives: Television

Knock Knock, Open Wide…

Much to the annoyance of my “Sasanach” wife, who says it’s nothing but a tawdry, second-rate knock-off of the glorious wonder that was Play School,1 our littlest one has become a hard-core Bosco junkie.2 This morning, as we sprawled contentedly… continue reading »

Ad Nausea: This is Rugby C(o)untry

Rugby. In Limerick (where I was hatched and weaned) it’s a religion. And like all religions, it’s a bit shit. Well, that’s not entirely fair. Hereabouts it is (admittedly) far less offensive and posho and elitist and odious than it… continue reading »

You’d Never Know they were Anatomically Correct…

For those of you who weren’t present in Exchange Dublin last Thursday night to hear it (i.e. all of you) here’s the piece of sit-down comedy reading I performed (as part of Gareth Stack’s Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus). ————————————————————————————————————————————– The fragmented… continue reading »

The 9th Circle Film Club: The Cartier Affair (1984)

Zealous and pedantic fans of Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff will have to forgive me. Their 1984 made-for-tv, wannabe-screwball crapfest The Cartier Affair (in which they come together like a kitsch immovable object meeting a camp unstoppable force) caused me… continue reading »

Eugene Lambert

Very sad to hear about the passing of the mighty Eugene Lambert. Way back when this blog was a bumbling, stumbling and mewling babe, Eugene very generously granted me a long and detailed interview on his long and varied career.… continue reading »

Upon Death’s Purple Altar: The 2009 Manky Toy Show – Live!

(Curtain draws back to reveal…not a stage, but bare concrete walls atop a bare concrete floor. On this floor are two bins. In Bin A sits “The Man” – an emaciated figure sporting a sick-stained tailcoat, a battered top-hat, and… continue reading »

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