A mildly-alarming six days have gone by since my last post…during which time I've been busy a) dosing myself up with drugs to soothe the pain of a fucked back, and, b) renewing (with …

"Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right." - Clive James.

I know things have been deathly quite around the corridors of fustar.info of late, but I went into a kind …