Tag archive: Manky Toy Show
Feet that Dance Beneath the Moon In Fairy Jollity: The 2010 Manky Toy Show – Live!
(Scene: The interior of a modest semi-detached house. The décor is fussy, chintzy and predominantly brown. The general air is one of mildew and despair. Christmas decorations have been placed hither and yon in a bid to lift some portion… continue reading »
Aaah! The Manky Toy Show is Dead!
Well…no, not really. Due to bits and bobs (and a toddler who’s a mite pukey) tomorrow night’s scheduled Manky Toy Show is hereby postponed. We’ll meet, instead, on Saturday, 18th December, at 9 P.M. Spread the news around. And stop… continue reading »
I See you When You’re Sleeping: 7 Days to Mankageddon…
Frozen, sad-eyed, defeated people of Ireland. Prepare to ignite your dormant pleasure centres. Ready yourselves for giddy fun-times. I come (like a bearded man with a magical sack) to inject hope back into your (Yuk!) collapsed veins. One week from… continue reading »
I Won Me a Dollar/Send Me Your Mank
Filth pays. It previously secured me a glorious, limited edition badge, and now it has actually won me cash money (courtesy of filth-encourager, Jane Ruffino). In related news, my 1,400 page magnum-humpus, The Insatiable Necrophilic Blood Lusts of Saint Teresa… continue reading »
Upon Death’s Purple Altar: The 2009 Manky Toy Show – Live!
(Curtain draws back to reveal…not a stage, but bare concrete walls atop a bare concrete floor. On this floor are two bins. In Bin A sits “The Man” – an emaciated figure sporting a sick-stained tailcoat, a battered top-hat, and… continue reading »
‘Tis the Season to be Manky
Christmas is coming! It cannot be stopped! It will kill us all! Aaaaaarrrgggh!!! It’s been one of those years. Economy? Dead. Hope? Dead. Michael Jackson? Dead. Karl Malden? Dead. Patrick Swayze? Dead. Konstantin Feoktistov; Danny La Rue; Jeremy Clarkson? Dead,… continue reading »
None for Anyone in the Audience: The 2008 Manky Toy Show – Live!
9.00 – A pair of cheap, stained curtains open. A thin figure bounds jovially through them and onto the stage. A glamorous, heavily pregnant, assistant follows (her movements cautious & wary). The scene reeks of tawdry & thrown-together charm –… continue reading »
Manky Toy Show is Go!
Friday, 5th December, 2008 @ 9.00 p.m. Pencil that date and that time into your diaries. If you don’t have a diary then sprint madly out the door this instant and buy one. If you don’t have a pencil…then, God… continue reading »
