Tag archive: Sex

Every Day is a Gif(t): Mr. Kipling’s Orgy of Cake

A companion piece to my Werther’s reimagining. This is why ad agencies should be paying me the big massive bucks. But they’re afraid. Too afraid… The damn spineless & hidebound fools! No more gif(t)s for you tomorrow. You’ve had enough.

Twinkle Twirl… you’re wonderful…!!!!!

I As the “Dreadful Thoughts” club badges begin to wing their way around this wide world (i.e. Ireland) my thoughts have turned from the sunlit plains of munificence to the shadowy valleys of greed. I’ve enjoyed being a giver –… continue reading »

Limerick Graffiti Archive: A Bonner All The Time

Pictured above is one of Irish sport’s most enduring images: Packie Bonner in the act of palming away poor old Daniel Timofte’s penalty (Genoa, June 25th, 1990). Not pictured anywhere on this page is the moment (4 years later) when… continue reading »