Tag archive: Telly Savalas
The 9th Circle Film Club: The Cartier Affair (1984)
Zealous and pedantic fans of Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff will have to forgive me. Their 1984 made-for-tv, wannabe-screwball crapfest The Cartier Affair (in which they come together like a kitsch immovable object meeting a camp unstoppable force) caused me… continue reading »




